The Royal Dispatches

Questions from the kingdom.

Here I ask about desire, dating, beauty, connection, and all the strange little rituals of modern gay life. For now, the scrolls live on X. A prince has to start somewhere, preferably with a good Wi-Fi signal.

Camilo arriving by golden carriage at a flower-filled royal reception

The velvet tower

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The faces are enchanted. The chats can feel like they were written by a carriage with Wi-Fi.

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Enchanted mirrors

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A prince wonders how many emotional fire exits can fit in one very handsome palace.

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More dispatches, native articles, and future vlogs will move into the palace as the kingdom becomes mildly less organised.

Camilo giving a royal side-eye